For life; my junkyard dog

There , was beer in , the back seat !
There , was whisky up , in , the front !
We had everything we needed , everything you would want !
We said " Honest Officer , this is not a crime !
We are just out to , have a real , good , time !
He said , there , is no , way , that , you will make bail ,
and ; you will be sitting for , a long , time , in , jail !
Well , there is not any one that , you can trust ,
and ; the cop said , baby , this , is a bust !
So ... off we went ,
There , has been time , better spent !
That , is the way the story goes !
Now , every one knows
about , the beer in , the car !
We should have stayed at , the bar !
We should have stayed at , the gosh darn bar !
With , that , cop on , our trail , we did not go too far !
We did not go too gosh darn far !
A little later , on , there , were girls on , the hood ,
and ; boy , those , girls were really , looking , good !
The guys said , hey , we are almost , out of , beer !
I said , do not worry , there is a liquor store near ,
but ; darn , here came that , cop again !
Yeah , he was talking to , us when ,
he said , " pour them out , men "
I said , " Come on , guys , the party is at , my , place "
I had to , say that , just to , save face !
Well , we are always , out , to , have a little , bit of , fun ,
and ; we hate the fact that , the bars close at , one !
Because , we are still drinking , we are not done !
Yeah , we are always , looking for , some fun around , here ,
and ; most of , the time it , goes good with , more , beer !

Beer In The Back Seat
Part Two

So ... the girls were in , the back seat !
The men were in , the front !
We were listening to , the back beat !
We asked the girls , what , do you want ?
We said , maybe , we are commiting a crime ,
but ; we are still having a pretty , good , time !
I said , come on , guys lets us get ourselves , some , tail ,
but ; being that , drunk , you can not go at , it , hammer and ; nail !
So ... off we went !
All our money spent ,
but ; those girls were doing what , they , could ,
to make all of , us , guys feel , real good !
Well , the liquor store was near !
We bought some , whisky , we bought some , beer ,
and ; no , we were not done ,
when , the bar closed at , one !
We were trying to make the girls feel , good , too !
I looked up , from , kissing it , was a quarter until , two !
Well three cases of , beer served us well ,
and ; as , for , that , cop we told him to , go to , hell !