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Muliebrity Brawn is the granddaughter of a vaudevillian husband and wife weight lifting team who performed on stage and in the circus during the 1920s. As a child, Muliebrity was exposed to the many family tales of her grandmother’s legendary feats of strength in public and in the home.

On her twelfth birthday Muliebrity received a set of weights from her parents and promptly began working out with them. At that time she was inspired to write about her grandmother, portraying her as the super-woman equal of the legendary Paul Bunyan and the famed strongman Sandow. Muliebrity received an A+ in English class for her story.

Muliebrity is the mother of two, and when she is not at home doing household tasks she is in the family gym working out with her colorful dumbbells and barbells. She is known as “Truck Jack” and “Mommy Muscle” by her son and daughter. Her husband of seventeen years respectfully refers to her as “The Gym Warden.”