The Sex Diet

To Whom It May And/Or May Not Concern

This book is NOT for the squeamish. Or the prudish. It is not for the old fashioned, the easily embarrassed, or the shy. This is not a book for "good" girls. Nor is it for girls who believe themselves to be "bad." This book is not intended to be read, understood, and/or appreciated by gullible females in whom society has succeeded in inculcating notions of sexual "goodness" and/or guilt in the first place. This is a book for real women with real issues to resolve about their bodies and themselves; women who are ready to come to terms with their physical reality on a multiplicity of levels, including both the aesthetic and the erotic. This book is for women who know that there are no "good" or "bad" girls--only women who are true to themselves.

This is a book for women who care about their health and want to maintain and/or improve it. This is a book for women who care about their bodies and want to make the most of them. Most of all, this book is for women who care about sex and want to have lots of it. For every woman who has ever been denied her sexuality, her femininity, her self; this book is for you. For every tubby tot whose father never told her she was pretty; for every teenage girl whose brother never bragged about her to his friends; for every high school not-so-hottie whose cousin had to take her to the prom--this book is for you. For every red-blooded adult woman who ever lost a husband, boyfriend, lover, "trick," or one night stand to a woman who was "pretty," (i.e. possessed of a killer body or, at the very least, height-weight proportionate!) this book is for you. For every so-called "good" girl, "protected" by her sow-like shape who secretly despises her enforced chastity almost as much as she loathes the body whose ugliness maintains her virtue, this book is for you. Most of all, for every woman who is more female-ist¹ than neo-feminist, this book is absolutely essential.

This is a book about the creation of self; about the externalization of inner beauty and the outward expression of primal energy and sexual power and desire. Ultimately, yours will be a beauty far superior to that elusive "beauty within," which, though theoretically appealing, is nebulous, incorporeal, and therefore, ultimately, impotent. Let’s face it, ladies, how many guys get woodies from women’s "inner beauty"? Fewer than none, I’d say. And women are attracted to men’s personalities only because we are culturally conditioned to do so.

If such societally sacrilegious notions frighten or offend you, then this book is not for you. If you are a woman who is afraid of living life alive, this book is not for you. If you’re the kind of wussy, repressed broad who feigns a nervous cough when the conversation turns x-rated, who still calls her vagina (in an appropriately inaudible whisper) "down there," who claims she’d never touch herself, or think "bad" thoughts, or guesstimate the dimensions of men’s "things," this book is not for you. I suggest you exchange it for the latest, tamest PG-13 romance novel you can find. Hurry! Before it affects you. Because it will affect you. It may, in fact, change you. It might even free you from your multiple prisons--adipose, psycho-sexual, and intellectual, and lead you into the light of beauty and life.

You will meet with fierce resistance both from without and from within. Whether they admit it or not, most overweight women are intimately attached to their fat, frumpy shells, because their outer ugliness helps them to maintain the "good girl" image that society, in its misogyny and sex (particularly female sex) negativity, implants early on within the matrix of their psyches. All you will see, at least in the beginning, is your far too familiar, fat reflection glaring back at you from the mirror as if to sneer: "You want a piece of me, Honey? You think you can take me?! Well, it‘ll take more than some broad with a recipe book of female-ist polemics to wipe me out!!"

Nevertheless.

No matter what your current shape, regardless of your age, this book can change your life. With this book, I can transform you from celibate sow to sensual siren in ninety days. Or less! With this book, I will teach you to create, for yourself, the self you know yourself to be. I will help you make your outside match your inside. I will help you liberate the sensual, sexual beauty who cowers within and send her forth, unashamed and unafraid, into the light.

And hear this: yours will be a beauty far superior to that of women who were born so. Your beauty will be the product of the triumph of your will. NOT an accident of birth, but rather an achievement hewn from the kinetic matrix of your soul. Your beauty will mirror the woman within externalized, defined, refined, and polished to the scintillation of a diamond. Your beauty is you, the true you, not some static packaging, an arbitrary envelope into which you were deposited for your initial entrance onto life’s stage. Your beauty will be comprised of equal parts diligence, dedication, and desire--both sexual and secular. And all earthly desire is fundamentally sexual whether we allow ourselves to recognize the fact or no. That’s the first choice. Whether we choose to embrace that desire or degrade it (and ourselves) by repressing and denying it, is Life Choice number two.