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- WHAT WAS YOUR EARLIEST HEALTH PROBLEM?
(Act I, Center Stage, The Star, Mucking Around, but...) - WERE YOU LOVED AS A CHILD?
(Monkey Pee, Flim-flamming, Gillette, Biologic Clock, Conspiratorial Tone, and...) - EVER HAD A BRUSH WITH THE LAW?
(Matches, Straw, Basement, Excelsior, Failure, and...) - ARE YOU FLUENT IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE?
(Carnage, Bilingual, Shot, Shelled, Bayoneted, and...) - HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT DEATH AND DYING?
(Moaning, Dickens, Gung-ho, Stiff Upper Lip, Bullshit, and...) - WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR GREATEST SOURCE OF STRENGTH?
(Religion, Chubby, Goofing Off, Dropouts, Barf, and...) - ANY NEAR DISASTERS IN YOUR CHILDHOOD?
(Dumb-Dumb-Dumb, Skeleton, Upchuck, Cosmopolite, Butchers, and...) - WHAT WAS YOUR EARLIEST EXPERIENCE AWAY FROM HOME?
(Sculling, Brats, Red Buttons, Post Mortem, Fannie May, and...) - WERE YOU EVER INVOLVED IN BLACKMAIL?
(Copout, Poison, Fire, Lindbergh, Incinerated, Scam, Ballet, Tutu, and...) - WHAT ROLE HAS SEX PLAYED IN YOUR LIFE?
(Ann, Barbie, Carol, Dinah, Eva, Fran, Gladys, and...) - WHERE WAS THE MOST UNUSUAL PLACE YOU EVER SPENT A NIGHT?
(Ping Pong, Peru, Satsuma Maru, Geishas, Obis, Jade, Pythias, Bear Claw, and...) - WHAT WAS YOUR ODDEST JOB?
(Halo, Charon, County Jail, Good Fairy, Hot Tub, Alligator Circus, Wham Bam, and...) - HAVE YOU EVER MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
(Grand Slam, Big Daddy, General Chennault, Kaflooy, Intense, Bloody, and...) - WHO WERE THE WOMEN IN YOUR LIFE?
(One Nymphomaniac, One Beast, Skinny Mannink, Hollywood Guild, and...) - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE PAPERS?
(The Chief, Iconoclastic, Melachrino, Skeleton, Anatomy, Sally Rand, and...) - WERE YOU EVER IN A FRAUD?
(Hollywood Bowl, Cantinflas, Split 50/50, Hedda Hopper, and...) - HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED LAND OWNERSHIP?
(Palm Springs, Bivouac, Honeymoon, Pearl Harbor, Heavy Princess, and...) - ARE YOU RELIGIOUS?
(I Yi Yi Yi, Goyim, Sputum, St. Albans, Bist a Yid?, Catechism, Fruitcake, and...) - WHAT DOES MONEY MEAN TO YOU?
(Tootsie Roll, Booze, Tango, Dime Screamed, Poland, Scam, and...) - HAVE YOU EVER TRIED WRITING FOR PUBLICATION?
(Menu Song, Gals Who, Gin Gak, Sack Time, Pimlico, and...) - DO YOU CARRY A SECRET YOU’VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE?
(Shame and Wonder, Nakedly Candid, Wow, Party Party Time, Salome, and...) - WHAT WAS THE WORST YOU DIDN’T DESERVE?
(Sweet Breather, Celeste, Ambulance, Dollar Talks, Jessica, Jewel, and...) - EVER HAD A CLOSE ENCOUNTER WITH ANOTHER SPECIE?
(Lolita, Who Ha HA, DSL Phenomena, Life in a Bottle or Lamp, Arnie Palmer, and...) - HAS YOUR IMAGINATION EVER EXTENDED TO SUICIDE?
(Panther, Earl Carroll, Gun in Mouth, Grenade, Sunday’s Race, and...) - DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF PATRIOTIC?
(Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You...) - ARE YOU SUPERSTITIOUS?
(Wisconsin, First Star, Jeopardy, Puck’s Spago, Natanyahu, Arafat, and...) - HAVE YOU BROKEN ANY OF THE COMMANDMENTS?
($2.00, Orthodox, Four Seasons, Sahara, Gold Buttons, Labor Day, and...) - HAVE YOU KEPT CONTACT WITH YOUR EARLIER ROMANCES?
(Platonic, Yearbook, Pasadena Playhouse, Parachute, Chopped Herring, and...) - DID A GOOD FRIEND EVER FAIL YOU?
(Getty Center, Ghost Train, $200,000, Glommed, Bribery, and...) - WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST SKILL?
(Genie, Balm, Fimsey-eyed, Warm Foam, Naked Lady, Venus, Cupid, and...) - DO YOU EVER HAVE RECURRING DREAMS?
(Salacious, Orgies, Bosoms, Aqua Velva, Hoaxed, Hot Liaisons, Portfolios, and...) - HAVE YOU EVER MADE A TERRIBLE, WELL-INTENTIONED MISTAKE?
(Por Todos, AIDS, Barrio, Comedic, Snowball, Bailiffs, Roast the Ghost, and...) - IF YOU COULD LIVE YOUR LIFE OVER AGAIN, WHAT WOULD YOU DO DIFFERENTLY?
(St. Peter, Mulligan, Bahroom, Motel 6, Negligee, Mary Baker Eddy, and...) - WOULD YOU ADVISE ANYONE TO END IT ALL?
(Bubbled, Closeness, Accumulated Juices, Censoring Office, Allied Decadence, and...) - WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR GREATEST LOVE?
(Confusion, Connection, I Am An American, Hoopla, Warner Bros, Kookey Cuts, and...) - L’ENVOI
(Peeled Completely, Starkly, Altogether Nude, Bare-Assed Naked, and. . . )
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Titillatingly candid, hilariously funny, sometimes poetic, always clinically honest, this former Hollywood press agent and Army CIC Special Agent shares such recollections as: "I’ll show you mine if you show me yours" --- threatening to poison his Latin teacher --- around-the-clock womanizing --- poker, desert acreage, and publicity scams --- lurid details of recurring dreams --- life in a Seattle whorehouse and its off-beat rewards --- stewardship over a horde of bunnies before escaping incarceration in the darkest South --- passionate intimacies with nymphomaniacs, exposing their every everything --- a drunken, mixed-color, druggy Chicago orgy and the unexpected legacy of its exotic ecstasy --- outrageous press agentry ---front page stunts --- celebrities --- getting published while in uniform --- family fun with Papauns in New Guinea --- personal confrontation in JFK’s White House --- dalliance with a lovely Lolita-San --- the finale of his sexual harassment trapper --- fantasies of self-destruction --- making such easy peace with death --- your own plan to welcome the Grim Reaper --- the last chapter a surprise package. ADULTS ONLY.
About the Author
Titillatingly candid, hilariously funny, sometimes poetic, always clinically honest, this former Hollywood press agent and Army CIC Special Agent shares such recollections as: "I’ll show you mine if you show me yours" --- threatening to poison his Latin teacher --- around-the-clock womanizing --- poker, desert acreage, and publicity scams --- lurid details of recurring dreams --- life in a Seattle whorehouse and its off-beat rewards --- stewardship over a horde of bunnies before escaping incarceration in the darkest South --- passionate intimacies with nymphomaniacs, exposing their every everything --- a drunken, mixed-color, druggy Chicago orgy and the unexpected legacy of its exotic ecstasy --- outrageous press agentry --- front page stunts --- celebrities --- getting published while in uniform --- family fun with Papauns in New Guinea --- personal confrontation in JFK’s White House --- dalliance with a lovely Lolita-San --- the finale of his sexual harassment trapper --- fantasies of self-destruction --- making such easy peace with death --- your own plan to welcome the Grim Reaper --- the last chapter a surprise package. ADULTS ONLY.