After the Bunker
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'JEW, JEW, JEW!' Adolph wailed back at the mirror, and the more he screamed, the more the caricature of humorless Reich improvision grinned insult and torment. 'Jew, get back to work in your matzo factory,' he acidly warned as he kicked the shins of the reflection. The image answered with kick-for-kick into Adolph's pained shins. Puzzled that the Jew could be as fiercely bold as he, he ended his assault to glare swastikas at so great an affront to his Aryanhood.
Rushing fearfully about in the vaulted mirrored room, he hurled every unhygienic racial curse known to Aryan man, while a multitude of bearded elders beamed their insulting images from every direction.
From out of a door-shaped yellow mirror a familiar voice complained, 'While we await the Second Coming of our divine Fuhrer, all we ever get is more Jews.' Adolph was comforted by the voice and its message, and as he stood before the mirrored door he was gladdened by the muffled 'Heil Hitlers' passing through. No longer threatened by the duplicated images in a room of circling mirrors, Adolph reflected upon the kindly, bearded old Jew who had once given him a new coat and shelter when he had been a street youth in great need. He thought fondly of the skilled Jewish physician who had administered the best of care to both him and his dying mother when they had been unable to afford such care. He weighed his battlefield bravery against the patriotism of the Jewish officer who had fought to get him awarded the Iron Cross in World War I. 'Perhaps these Jews staring at me are those very extinct 'White Jews'-and the ones in meine Third Reich camps were the Black Jew vermin meine pure blood killed,' he muttered to himself.
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After the Bunker is a Swiftesque word cartoon nightmare of Adolf Hitler. Metamorphosed and on the goose step through an enigmatic subterranean tunnel prison, the Reichsmen of the "Fourth Reich" seek out more Jews to blame and harm. The Reichsmen venture through a long Jewish history, meeting Biblical icons of the faith, and every prosecutor of it as well. The Fuhrer and his Reichsmen are offended and persecuted by everyone, from Gorgugh the Neanderthal to "Yossif of the Onion Domes." To their horror they discover that there are no "Aryans" and that the Fourth Reich has been Jewish all along. This is a tour-de-force that turns establishment politics, history, and religion on its head. Yet many suppressed truths concerning "victims," "victors," and the "defeated," are cleverly revealed After the Bunker.
About the Author
Ty's Tales are meant to ruffle feathers and bite through the dirty politics of our troubles century. Ty began writing at age sixteen after he was excommunicated from the Christian-Israelite Church of Nephtali-for cuddling in the pew with the minister's daughter.
Having since been accepted as a member of the Holy Church of the Creator, Ty now satirizes his extraordinary spiritual thoughts and experiences. Through After the Bunker he seeks to amuse and enlighten.
Ty Onsloe's work gives insight to the absurdity of one people's superiority over another. His intent is to set free every human spirit from the jingoist and the tyrant. No one is spared the bite of Ty's pen which shouts, 'A pox on all your houses!'
A Doctor of Theology and history buff, Ty continues to lambast 'political thuggery' and 'situation spirituality' and their many 'unwitting accomplices.' To maintain his unique spirituality, Ty Onsloe does his writing inside a diving bell off the New Jersey coast-at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean.