The Book of Godom & Somorrah

About the Book

The oldest book from the Western Hemisphere The Book of Godom and Somorrah follows the lives of the gods and goddesses on Thorn Prick Peak as they go about in a frenzy creating time, the universe, and a nation of fleas bent on propagating a Union of Satanic Assassins. Written in cuneiform chicken scratch by scribes before their time and discovered on the thirteenth floor of an inaccessible box canyon, the text has been rendered into English by both the nomadic and sedentary scholars of The Orbitology.

About the Author

The scholars of The Orbitology have been lashed away from their mothers' breasts at birth and fed nothing but dust. The nomadic ones wander the desert scratching their heads; the sedentary ones climb up and down ladders in libraries. Though their translation of the cuneiform chicken scratch from The Book of Godom and Somorrah may contain a plus or minus error rate of 17%, the intended meaning has been perfectly rendered. This fact has been matematical proven and can be witnessed on theorbitology.com, a place of infernal comfort.