Demidogs and Republipups

Mom and pup were playing outside. Pup asks, “Mom I don’t understand this election stuff. They talk about parties, but they just argue.” Well my dear girl,” said Mom, “this is not a party like your first birthday party. By party they mean a group with the same ideas on how our country should be guided. There are two main parties or groups.” “I still don’t get it,” said pup. Mom answered, “I’ll explain by telling you about our canine government.” Pup was surprised and asked, “We have a government too?” “We sure do. It’s a lot like the humans’. Theirs used to work better,” replied Mom.