Inventions

  Most people find out that I’m giving out my inventions in a book and tell me that it’s foolish. They say I should get patents and sell them to the highest bidder. That kind of greedy thinking is what has been holding me back for many years. Patents are expensive and many inventions require research and development that takes time that I can’t fit into my work week. So, what is my next best option? I’ll write a book about my inventions in order to give them a jump start. I’ll be happy to see my invention come to life even if it means that somebody else will get the credit for building it.

   The Hurricane Terminator: A person only has to know the basics to know that we can cut off a hurricane’s power source.

  Human heart assist pump: I have the feeling that my heart is my weakest link. I won’t have to die of a heart attack with this invention.

  Third brake light upgrade: This will save lives and reduce wasted resources.

  The argument journal: Arguing face to face rarely ends up with a solution that cures the problem that started the argument. The journal will cure it. Try it and see how well for your self. It’s free!

  New insurance system: As it stands, we pay insurance to cover anybody who steps on your property. That is insuring a lot of people. If we change it to be that everyone insures themselves, the same way we insure our selves in our cars, we will all save a bundle!

   The momentum recycler: This device will cost about $300 to make and will save the average driver about half of the expenses between gas and maintenance from that point on. The average person will save $300 on gas alone within a few months and will be protecting the environment by not burning as much fossil fuels. Your same old car will accelerate better then ever with my invention attached.

  The muscles in your eyes: Most of the people who wear prescription glasses are doing so because they did not put the energy into practicing focusing like I did. For many of them, the muscles have weakened to the point of not operating at all. With will power and determination, I believe most of them are capable of returning their eyesight to be good enough not to wear glasses.

  Men: How To Achieve multiple orgasms: Each orgasm is more intense then the last! A man can have 5 orgasms in less than 5 minutes. I have had as many as 7.

   The no fuel boat motor: Water in motion is full of energy. My new boat motor harnesses the power of the waves around the boat. It will store the energy if the boat is sitting still and it will put it directly to the propeller when in motion.

  How magnetic are you? Do you have a hard time keeping a relationship going for a length of time? Find out why. Your magnetic attraction has to equal theirs for a relationship to last. Learn how to make it work for your benefit.

  Should we make it mandatory to have a diploma before we call someone an adult?

  Have sex in broad daylight… I do!

  Girls can learn to use magic powers!

  A Refrigerator oven combo unit that you don’t plug in!

  Many, many more: I have many more good ideas that all have the same intentions. Each of my ideas is geared toward the betterment of society and comforts of living. A person can learn a dozen new methods from reading this book. Improve your sex life and your general comfort by doing things with a new method. Read this book to learn how!