Mrs. Paddy's 50 Ways to Save our Country
based on: Paul Simon's 50 Ways to Leave your Lover
The problem is all inside D.C. it's plain to see
The answer is easy if you value Liberty
You must stand strong in this our struggle to be Free
There must be Fifty ways to Save our Country
You see it's really not our habit to intrude
We all have lives you see, and voted for the dudes
But now we need to speak before our goose is stewed
There must be 50 ways to Save our Country
Fifty States to Save our Country!
Just send em a Fax, Max
Get on the Phone, Joan
You just need to Annoy, Roy
Just listen to me
We're under the bus, Gus
Don't they know they disgust us?
Just send em more Tea, Lee
And tell them you're FREE
They say that hope and change will be no compromise
Yet we see despotism right before our eyes
It's plain to see the Constitution they despise
There must be Fifty States to Save our Country
I say there is no time to sleep on this tonight
We must act quickly to eliminate this blight
To preserve Liberty we must embrace the Fight
There must be Fifty States to Save our Country
Fifty States! to Save our Country
Oooh, MARCH ON THE MALL, Saul
Just plan to IMPEACH, Teach
Then move to INDICT, Mike
They'll listen, you see?
We've got our GUNS, Son
And we are itching to 'GET SOME!'
Just tell em we're MAD, Dad
We need to be FREE!