Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies: A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution

Mrs. Paddy

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Mrs. Paddy's Political Parodies A Tea Party Songbook for the New Revolution is a biting and sometimes irreverent look at politics in America, all set to familiar tunes.  Mrs. Paddy swipes at our politicians and culture, using satire and humor while throwing political correctness out the window.   Personalities from Obama to McCain are lampooned-nor do hot buttons like Global Warming, Immigration or Tax and Spend policies escape A Paddy Whack©.  In today's political climate, sometimes humor is the best stress-relief.  If you feel like crying today; find your smile with Mrs. Paddy tonight. The author continues to pen new parodies at her blog at http://www.mrspaddytoo.blogspot.com

Mrs. Paddy is a pen name.  The author loves to travel, is an avid bird-watcher, writer, singer, and an award-winning director for community-based theatre.   She has been married since 1976, has two grown sons, one daughter-in-law, two cats, and spent twenty years as a military wife prior to her husband's retirement.   The author has lived in England, Turkey and Germany as well as several states in the U.S., and is a self-proclaimed political activist and patriot.  The author currently resides in south Florida.

Mrs. Paddy's 50 Ways to Save our Country

based on: Paul Simon's 50 Ways to Leave your Lover

The problem is all inside D.C. it's plain to see

The answer is easy if you value Liberty

You must stand strong in this our struggle to be Free

There must be Fifty ways to Save our Country

You see it's really not our habit to intrude

We all have lives you see, and voted for the dudes

But now we need to speak before our goose is stewed

There must be 50 ways to Save our Country

Fifty States to Save our Country!

Just send em a Fax, Max

Get on the Phone, Joan

You just need to Annoy, Roy

Just listen to me

We're under the bus, Gus

Don't they know they disgust us?

Just send em more Tea, Lee

And tell them you're FREE

They say that hope and change will be no compromise

Yet we see despotism right before our eyes

It's plain to see the Constitution they despise

There must be Fifty States to Save our Country

I say there is no time to sleep on this tonight

We must act quickly to eliminate this blight

To preserve Liberty we must embrace the Fight

There must be Fifty States to Save our Country

Fifty States! to Save our Country

Oooh, MARCH ON THE MALL, Saul

Just plan to IMPEACH, Teach

Then move to INDICT, Mike

They'll listen, you see?

We've got our GUNS, Son

And we are itching to 'GET SOME!'

Just tell em we're MAD, Dad

We need to be FREE!

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