Chapter 1
Is Your Casino Charitable?
"In America, you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people"… Groucho Marx
Watching This Week with George Stephanopoulos, Mike Huckabee, a minister contending for the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination presented a confident and nearly presidential visage until George Stephanopoulos raised an unusual question. To my knowledge it may have been a question never asked of Rudy Giuliani or any other current Presidential candidate. Stephanopoulos asked if Mike Huckabee didn't cross his own moral lines when he held a fundraiser before the Iowa Caucus in a casino. Huckabee’s eyes darted back and forth, and his tone suddenly changed. It appeared that Mike’s 'Uh Oh' factoring just rolled craps. Obviously, Huckabee felt this question to be a bit nettlesome, or unfairly vexing. Although he quickly recovered his focus from his disorientation, Huckabee’s following responses seemed less like him but more consistent with a child confronted with the proverbial empty cookie jar. Huckabee, taking the position of a minimalist, quickly fabricated a “one cookie” response.
"You’re going too far.” He replied, “It was a small casino. The casino was closed for the day.” Finally, “That’s like saying if you are opposed to drinking you shouldn’t be in a room with a wet bar.” This Week with George Stephanopoulos Sunday morning January 6, 2008)
Hmmm! My guess is that there must have been a wet bar somewhere in Huckabee’s fundraiser! Stephanopoulos lost his smile which normally was served up for those who adroitly would spin from his questions, and looked a bit nonplussed. At this point, George could have been imagining Huckabee trying to slide any of those excuses past the venerable St. Peter at heaven’s pearly gates.
Stephanopoulos at one time had more lofty ambitions but for now seemed regulated to the rather devilish venue of out thinking those who profess to be following heaven’s directives. On the other hand, George could have been stunned by the sudden realization that Huckabee must have somehow missed Ronald Reagan’s Presidency where casinos ruled! Maybe George sensing Huckabee’s angst surrounding the “C” word deep sixed his next question which could have been, “While staying at a casino in the Cayman Islands, didn’t you schedule a national fundraising event in casinos across the United States.