Lloyd Maier
A deprived, dejected and disheartened bird. His quest to find excitement, happiness and love leads him on an unbelievable odyssey. His encounters are incredible. His desire to be the finest Pigeon in the air takes him on a journey away from his horde that he has not anticipated. His desire to be cool, often leads him to incomprehensible humiliation.
The story you are about to read is somewhat true. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.
My name is Lloyd Leroy Pigeon.
The adventures I have been on are unbelievable,
yet based on facts and some lies.
Although, I remember a great deal of the story,
I have to remind myself that it all started when
I was a lonely pigeon
longing for
attention, excitement and love
