Albert Vendouris, M.A.
THIS IS NOT JUST ANOTHER
BOOK OF POEMS!
..these don't even rhyme! Each verse is a mini-story of exactly 26 words, each with an initial letter in ALPHABETICAL ORDER...A to Z! An amazing-unusual- amusing collection of a newer style journalistic art-form; each verse, whether 'goofy', or serious, is well intended to strike your fancy somewhere, where ever you keep it hidden. They are neither cryptic nor labyrinth in nature; only intended to entertain, fascinate and hold you spellbound for hours as you wait, commute, ride or jet, or, just have free-time in between two other events. Open the book and see., read several as you laugh yourself ' amazingly amused' silly! Later on, after being infected with the jest of your own laughter, be brave...come on...lay your pencil-to-the-paper, and express YOUR own brand of zaniness. Want some party- time fun? First: think of a topic-subject..Secondly: let a designated starter think of an 'A' initial word, then, the next in line express a 'B' initial word, and so on, till a full story unfolds, ending with a 'Z' word! Keep a record of it, then e-Mail it to me. However, if you're only a reader, and not a writer, pick-up several copies of 'SOUP' ..they're bound to excite family and friends in their forlorn moments.
A native of Los Angeles and its education system, Al got an early start on writing at age 11, beginning with his first poem. Writing soon dismissed all other interests, except for cartooning and music, leading him to writing his own narrations for radio; next, on to radio scripts. Stage plays were next in line, while yet scribing his poetry. While in the WWII military, writing narratives and doing the narrations for training films took him yet another step higher; writing his first textbook – “HANDBOOK OF OPERATING-ROOM TECHNIQUE FOR THE MEDICAL SOLDIER”, wherein his artistic skills capably drew all of the illustrations as well. Al’s musical urge joined forces with his writing, leading him to writing country lyrics and melodies for 76 songs-one of which is a lilting melody, ‘SAN CLEMENTE’, which he wrote for then President, RICHARD M. NIXON. Meanwhile, his poetic entourage was growing into a figure way above 600. TEFL/TESL lured him into teaching Chinese immigrants in schools in Los Angeles, San Francisco-and then, on to Taiwan where Al wrote over 25 English teaching textbooks for two Taiwanese publishers, plus his own specialty books, one of which is his spin on ‘SPEECH AND DEBATE,’ which he taught at four Universities on Taiwan. Al currently has other manuscripts in the ‘mill’; ‘ALPHABET SOUP II’; and it would be sinful, since he and his Taiwanese wife ‘Leana’ are dual cat lovers, to not mention that Al also has two other manuscripts on the writing board centered around their two precious cats. You should find “ALPHABET-ALPHABET SOUP” to be a real PAGE TURNER in book sales and reader enjoyment!!
Acupuncture Alphabet Soup
Abnormal Body Conditions
Deserve Educated Fingers!
Great Healing
Is 'Joint' Knowledge,
Landing Many Needles,
Or Pressure,
Quickly Relieving
Soreness..Tenderness,
Unusual Various Wrongs,
X-cept...Your Ztutterings!
Jun. 15, 2003 Al Vendouris,
Santa Barbara USA
Horse Alphabet Soup
A Bold Cowboy,
Discussing Early Foaling;
“Good Horses Is Just
Kids Lollopin',
Mostly Nonsensical”!
One Philosopher Quickly
Replied; “Sincere Thoroughbred
Understanding..Very Worthwhile..
X-amine Your Zebra”.
Sep. 09, 1998 AL Vendouris,
Taipei, Taiwan.
This is my first Alphabet Soup
Erotic Alphabet Soup
Asthmatic Breathing..
Contracting Diaphragm..
Electricity --
Fingers Grazing Hungrily..
Intense Juicy Kissing Lips..
Mouths Needing Oxygen..
Pulse Quickly Rising,
Sending Tonsils Upwards..
Vocal Waves X-plode,
Yielding... " Zurrendering"!!
Feb. 05, 2001 AL Vendouris,
Goleta, USA