Scott W. Webb
“This book kept me reading all night. I couldn’t put it down!” -- Brad DeMeulenaere
“I had my first colonic at age 26. I am now 56 and have seen a total of five colon hygienists, four within the past six years. I’ve been through the forest of medical doctors and many different alternative health practitioners.
Much of the time, I have sensed a frustration from them. Sometimes it’s a frustration that they can’t figure out how to help me and sometimes it feels like a cumulative frustration from all the others they haven’t been able to help. But sometimes I feel that their frustration is directed to me personally, as if they wished I would just get myself together and “feel better.” Lord knows, I haven’t always made the best choices for my health.
When I saw Scott Webb, I felt a lack of that frustration and no hint of blame. It was evident to me that he saw the big picture and how we have been affected by our culture. Scott’s message was truly one of hope which brought me a sense of relief and peace. That is definitely a place where healing can begin, when you feel no blame, just peace and hope.” -- Victoria Lovett
One of America’s leading colonic therapists gives you the inside scoop on digestive disorders that you or a loved one might be experiencing. Learn how to:
• cleanse your colon and your whole body,
• reduce your risk of common diseases,
• understand the deeper issues of weight loss,
• beat underlying causes of depression,
• improve your diet to overcome constipation,
• visualize yourself well and feel better every day!
Scott W. Webb dares to defy conventional wisdom about health and proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that he knows the “inside poop” about many secrets you have not heard yet -- until now!
Scott W. Webb has a bachelor’s degree in philosophy from Wheaton College in Chicago. He has been a licensed massage therapist since 1998 and for the past five years has built a thriving private practice as a colon hygienist. He lives with his two teenagers in Nashville, Tennessee.
Chapter One
Do you really want to be normal?
When I first became a colon hygienist, I was shocked by the tremendous volume of rotten fecal matter coming out from a typical person. The average release during a cleansing session is three to five feet long. On the extreme end I’ve seen solid pieces totaling ten feet removed and once witnessed 15 feet of fecal-mess flood from a skinny woman weighing ninety pounds.
One client released 40 feet of fecal matter over the course of five weekly sessions during a two-month juice fast. When she first came it had been three weeks since she had eaten food and eight feet of clay-like poop came out. It left us speechless each successive colonic as we saw eight feet of poop exit weekly (while eating no solid food).
I asked myself, “Is this normal? Does this huge volume of inner poop explain why Americans have generally become so ill and dependent on drugs?” I mean drugs for chronic pain, drugs to fall asleep, for depression, sex enhancing drugs, anti-bloating drugs -- you name it. Since I am naturally curious, I began investigating what might cause fecal matter to be held in the gut. Then everywhere I looked, I found answers.
“Does this huge volume of inner poop explain why Americans have generally become so ill and dependent on drugs?”
The starting point, for me, was to ask: “What happens when people start eliminating this excessive fecal matter?” My observation has been that they got better -- feel better, look better, see positive results. Most curious to me has been the total ignorance and denial of this reality by the American medical system.
So we are looking at a health topic filled with curiosities.
My goal in writing this book is to make something perfectly clear -- America is in danger from an evil within. This inner sludge is torturing and killing people now. All the military forces in the world cannot protect us from it. Whoever was supposed to protect us has gone to sleep. Our best watchdog has become retarded, chasing its own tail.
No matter what the health experts instruct us to do, the truth is that the human body can’t be sustained by the typical American diet. If you are poor, you eat mostly reconstituted grease and sugar; and if affluent, you eat mostly reconstituted grease and sugar with a sprig of parsley on the side.
Try to eat healthy and you can’t. Most salmon ordered in a restaurant today provides no health benefits. Each bite sliced from a slab of gray protein dyed pink is from an animal fed on a diet of antibiotic-laden pellets swimming in a cramped sea water pen. You are too good for that, my friend. Let the other guy or gal eat it while you escape out the back door.
To be wealthy and lose your health seems almost an impossibility, but it’s so common that it’s become status quo in America. Prosperity should mean function and pleasure without reaching for a pill bottle. So let the other guy eat all that bacon, fries, food-to-go on a bun, and cellophane-wrapped cakes. Chicken raised in a crowded concentration camp isn’t fit for consumption either. Deep down you know it’s true.
A friend said the other day, “Isn’t it awesome that you can get a walnut and apple salad from the drive-thru?” “Yeah,” I replied, “If you enjoy eating anti-browning chemicals, preservative waxes, and artificial flavors.” You know the fast food industry prides itself on uniformity while apples are anything but uniform in taste. My guess is that apple salad comes laced with a powdered “apple-fresh” flavoring that’s murder on the human liver.
You’ve watched those scary movies where a girl cracks open a door with an ugly monster behind it. You think: “Oh no!” Well, that’s how I feel about people’s health, knowing as I do what rots inside of them. So -- I will state my findings about this as simply and clearly as possible without jargon or pretensions. In fact, I’ve considered writing this as a children’s book because children are often more open than adults.
And children are the real victims when it comes to the state of things we adults are handing down.
Some people have voiced their opinion that putting water in the colon is not natural, but then do not question if what enters their mouth is natural. Cheese Nips don’t grow on trees. If you haven’t considered that you eat mostly processed food, try eating only uncooked, organic food and notice if your day changes. Eating unconsciously helps to form the unconscious sludge inside.
But no blame here. We’ve all done it -- I’m just saying, “Get it out!” Using water to flush the colon is actually a hygienic practice as old as civilization. It was addressed in the Dead Sea Scrolls and documented in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.
For some people, a mass of poop extends up the entire digestive tract into their liver and the primary side-effect is depression. Other side-effects will be addressed later and it’s become big business to those in the medical industry -- a myriad of drugs prescribed and lots of surgeries to remove poisoned, poorly functioning organs.
This subject is potentially gross, but ignoring it does not make it go away. You should know that your predecessors living before the year 1930 did not have this sludge inside of them. Today, the further you go geographically from the U.S., the less this condition exists. America has the distinction of being the planet’s toxic bull’s-eye. You can track it statistically by the incidence of diverticular diseases of the colon.
Right now your body is doing everything it can to shield itself from this special brand of Twenty-first Century poop-sludge because your insides don’t want to touch it any more than you do. It ages you in ways you don’t want to age. Dark circles and puffy eyes are a sure sign of it. A flotilla of doctors in white coats telling me (and you) that America does not have a toxicity crisis only makes me bust out laughing.
Groucho Marx already tried that gag years ago when he said, “Who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes?”
As a colonic therapist, I’ve seen the light.
The time has come to trust your own intuition or suffer the consequences of others making choices for you. Their decisions will fall somewhere on the scale between tragic and moronic. Be aware -- if you mindlessly stick within the system, the statistics are not in your favor. It’s difficult for many Americans to grasp that they live within some kind of system.
If it’s true that this inside poop does exist, then all the rules about health have changed. That’s why you should read this book. The rules have changed.
