PROLOGUE
Washington, D.C.
1993
My name is Jonathan McClendon.
I was once a proud man.
I was once a cocky S.O. B.
I was once a smart aleck.
I was once a stupid idiot.
In fact I was so darn sure of myself, that I
thought the world evolve around, yours truly.
I was single, good looking, too busy trying to
make a dollar and did not have the time or patience for commitments, much less
long-term love affairs. The women I
allowed in my life satisfied a temporary urge and desire, an overnight here or
a weekend there.
I had an iron clad rule with my women. Do not come
over to my townhouse unless invited, break it and you are history.
I would fire a female lover before you could say 1-2-3, if she did not do as told.
Women are creatures of habits and most women set out to change a man,
and after he had been mold and conformed to their particular desires, he was a
defeated and conquered man. That’s why my women had to love me for my charming
personality and chauvinistic faults.
There is an old English proverb that says, “Do unto others as you would
have them do unto you.” That’s perhaps
was the root of my problems.
I do not know where to begin. Maybe I should start when my personal life
felt like someone trying to stuff two pounds of dog shit in a one-pound
bag.
The year was 1982 and I had just lost my software
business in Houston, Texas. Even the eight-ounce bottle of Pepto-Bismol that I had drunk throughout the day did little too ease the gaseous
flow of juices from tearing up my stomach. During that pitiful year, I had to
fire one by one all ten of my employees. I had to tell them that I could no
longer pay or even offer them any hope of future job security. The worst part was that Eli, Yen and Mary
were my first hired employees and had stuck with me through the shaky startup
period. We have been together for ten years, now, they
were the last three to go.
I, no, the three of them help me build a once
successful five million dollar custom software programming business. The
problem was that over sixty percent of the revenues were from four large
corporations. I knew about all the
business logic about having all of your eggs in one basket, but I never dream
that in a span of eighteen months, that two of these companies will file for
bankruptcy and the other two will merge or purchased by other companies.
To add to my miseries, the economy was in a
recession. Texas went into recession in April 1981. The
employment rate declined in the last three quarters of 1981, rose slightly in
first quarter 1982, then declined again in the second and third quarters.
I was late paying all of my bills, both business and personal. My creditors were hounding me at work and at
home. I recalled a story that a powerful man once said about his grandpappy’s
analogy to a problem he faced, “son, the stack of bills and problems that I
have, is so high, a trick dog, can’t jump over them.”
That’s how I felt.
The mortgage on my home was three months past due and my car note was
overdue by two months. I was bouncing checks left and right. The only thing
that kept me afloat so long was the personal banking relationship that I had
with Victor, the bank’s president. He
“held” a number of my checks throughout the past six months, until there was
enough cash in the bank accounts.
Therefore, I was barely getting by, until my four large accounts went
south. I was naïve and stupid. I kept
writing checks, hoping for a miracle.
Finally, Victor was force to call the business loan and after four
months of not paying the mortgage, he
called the house loan.
It didn’t get any better, because, I was also
cheating on the business 941 employee taxes and now the IRS was in the process
of filing a tax lien for non payment of federal withholding taxes for past
three quarters.
I had an American Express, two VISA and Master
Card. I used all four credit cards to help pay the bills. They were all at the
maximum credit limits.
I had to file a Chapter 7 for the business and a
Chapter 13 personal bankruptcy. I
thought filing for bankruptcy was going help. It really did not. If I had to do it all over again, I would not
file.
Two months after the bankruptcy, I came home one
Monday night a little after 9:00 p.m. and noticed the
garage door opener did not work. I also
had a propensity for darkness and a habit of mine was to always leave either
the garage light or the back door light on whenever I knew it would be dark by
the time I arrived home. Neither was on.
Deep down in my gut, I knew that Houston Light and Power had terminated my
services.