A Limit to Service
m’am
why do you want me to take my shoes off?
even in my own house
I don’t take off my shoes
besides they’re clean
and I’m just doing your inside repair
I won’t be dragging dirt in so
no I can’t take off my shoes
I’ll call my boss
have him send somebody else out
to do the job
the new guy
might take off his shoes
Tools
voltmeter around your neck
test set clipped on your belt
canvas tool bag hangin on your belt
next to rolls of tape hittin you in the rear
while you’re climbin loaded down
with d-rings cutters cable-ties crimps and connectors
a can of hornet spray near full if you’re lucky
cuz once you’re up there you’re at their mercy
and it’s a good idea
to take your hand ax and whack the pole before goin up
give ‘em warning then you can get up to the job
unhook the d-ring on your body belt
swing the belt around the pole
hook it on the other hip
lean back relax hope
you didn’t forget your Lucky Strikes
and matches in the truck
kids’d be lookin up watchin ya the whole time
the set-up the climb the sun
hitting your spikes and tools high up there
one ear cupping the test set against your shoulder
two hands cupping a match to light your smoke
they yell hey phone man hey phone man
then
you give ’em what they’re waiting for
a wave down to those upturned faces