Divorced on the Redneck Riviera
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Ladies that are reading this book right now the best advice I can give you about men (your man) and remember this advice is coming from the voice of experience. Having 4 husbands and more lovers than I care to remember the best word to describe a man is "testosterone". The reason I can say that is because after my complete hysterectomy in my older years I had to start taking a small dose of testosterone to boost my libido. When I say it is a small dose I mean it's as tiny a dose as a mole on a natt's ass (a shot). That tiny dose has shot my libido to the moon. When you hear the experts say that men think of sex every six seconds, believe them! It hit me like a ton of bricks after I started taking my tiny dose (my shot) because I figured out why men love sex and have to have it all the time, why they cheat, and most of all why they have no clue why we are so different than they are. Just think about it they carry around huge sacks of testosterone all the time (their balls)! Don't get mad at them for having sex on the brain due to that's the way God made them and they can't help it. The honest truth is so simple men have balls and we don't! Sometimes we think we do when the strong women of the world have to step up to the plate and take charge. We have their babies, we put up with God knows what just to make them happy, we will go to the ends of the world to love them and take care of them. We will even wax their bass boat for them but we will never have balls no matter how big the shot is!
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About the Book
The book is about a southern Licensed Massage Therapist named Ms. Linnie Delmar. She uses her unusual unique style and different massage therapy techniques that sets her apart from all the others. She has worked with over 10 motion picture production companies and has traveled around the world working with well known A-list actors all of which have interesting stories to tell. She considers herself to be the female version of Forrest Gump due to doors continue to open for her because she has always been at the right place at the right time throughout her life of thrills and adventure.
She has also managed to have four husbands on her life's journey. She wants women to listen to their inner spirit and pay attention to the warning signs that a mistake is on the way. Find out how she found her place and purpose in life without having a man to define her as the person she is today. She wants women to learn from the mistakes she has made about falling for a good looking, smooth talking, man who will steal your heart and try to trash your soul. Follow her into the light of life and happiness that were like ashes in the wind to her wild past and gave her the courage and strength to look forward to her future. Her story may inspire you, it may amuse you, but it will never bore you! Linnie's southern humor will entertain you and make you laugh with joy and cry with heartbreak!
About the Author
Ms. Linnie Delmar's southern style of writing is as different as she is. The humor and the way she gets her point across to the reader will entertain you, amuse you, but will never bore you. She is a Licensed Massage Therapist from the charming quaint town of Fairhope, Alabama. She has over 25+ years experience traveling all over the world working with over ten motion picture production companies and a list of well known A-list actors all of which have interesting stories to tell. She is also a mentor to students coming out of Massage Therapy School. Teaching them her famous techniques that she has perfected over the years.
Linnie continues to counsel divorced women and men who have the task of starting their life over as a single person. Teaching them how to connect with their inner spirit of who they want to be. Leaving their past behind them of being defined as a married couple. She gives them advice on how to be their own best friend and love themselves for who they are today. She is able to share her experience of having 4 husbands and how you need to listen to that inner voice that God gives you telling you that a mistake is on the way. She shows them how to love yourself and not let a man or woman define who they are as a person. She shows them how they can relax and smell the roses of life.Only to find out that the really important things in life were in front of them the whole time.